Background: Ok so this is a story I made up in 10 minutes in my English 101 class. It was a contest and I won. The idea was the base the story off of a sentence he gave us. The sentence was:
Last week the Pacoima Moat and Drawbridge Company (“Serving Greater Pacoima Since 1979, We specialize in Aligators, Piranha, and Green Scum”) performed some unusual services.
Without furthur ado?…here’s my story: tell me what you think?
There are many companies who have performed unusual tasks, yet the Pacoima Moat and Drawbridge Company has probably performed the most unusual. Last week the Pacoima Moat and Drawbridge Company (“Serving Greater Pacoima Since 1979, We specialize in Aligators, Piranha, and Green Scum”) performed some unusual services.
For example, last week the Queen of Pacoima Streen called in about her Moat and how it seemed to keep eating her Knights. She couldn’t exactly figure out why this was happening, so she called Tom from the company and asked to come look at the water. Tom, of course, brought his assisstent who didn’t know any better and asked him to jump in and test the water. His assisstant jumped in and suddenly as the Wueen screamed, Tom saw a school of Pirahnas jump up and eat him alive. Tom, joked and said he’d just find another assisstant and gave the Queen a special piranha killing treatment that would help.
Another strange encounter was when Tom went down tot Westridge lane where there is the world’s largest drawbridge to the other side of the city. The man who took care of the bridge couldn’t understand why people were so afrdaid to cross it. Tom came by and walked over the bridge and found at the center a huge hole and at the bottom a bunch of alligator’s hungry open mouths and mangled car parts. He assumed a few unluncky motorists already knew why the bridge was unsafe before the caretaker did because they were eaten by these monsters. Tom had a quick solution. He quickly airlifted the alligators by helicopter and took them to Louisiana and then patched up the drawbridge. The people were going into the city again.
And lastly, the most strangest service Tom was asked to do last week was the time when Little MaryLou fell in her moat and came out green. Her parents didn’t know why the stuff wouldn’t come fof her so they called Tom and thought he’d have the answer. Tom came over and knew the solution right away. “Three eggs, two frog tongues, some baking powder, and a little rum will do it, ” he said. MaryLou washed all the Green Scum off her and she was back to normal again. Her parents could thank Tom enough.
And this is why Pacoima Moat and Drawbridge company is such a trusted name in the city of Pacoima. Employees, like Tom, care about the public and their unusual problems.
** needs a few fixes…but it’s a cute, disturbed Children’s story/advertisement.
